An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings

March 25, 2007

Questions

Filed under: Stuff — olbroad @ 9:10

Why do they add at least one ounce of air in a 3 ounce tube of toothpaste?

Does the man behind the counter at Whataburger really think it’s a good idea to flick french fries, wipe his hands on his butt, then grab chicken strips, all in front of the customers?

If you are going to make a left hand turn on a two lane road, why do you do it from the right hand shoulder?

If you know you have to be up at a certain hour in the morning, why would you stay out partying till the wee hours of the same morning?

Why do motels/hotels have only one package of regular coffee, yet provide two or three packages of decaf?

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6 Comments »

  1. To the last one.

    Because they need to make up for the lesser amount of caffeine.

    Comment by Marcus Aurelius — March 25, 2007 @ 1:07

  2. I proudly present you with the Thinking Blogger Award!
    http://lubbockmarineparents.blogspot.com/2007/03/thinking-blogger-award.html

    Comment by Semper Fi Mom — March 25, 2007 @ 2:41

  3. The right answer to each of these questions is “Karl Rove.”

    Comment by Calvin — March 25, 2007 @ 4:04

  4. Criminy, y’all are a lot of help! LOL

    Comment by olbroad — March 25, 2007 @ 6:20

  5. All of this is Bush’s fault, you know.

    Comment by Peter — March 25, 2007 @ 6:32

  6. Blame everything on President Bush,
    like everyone else does. Don’t you understand (according to enemies) that when he’s out of office – gas will be 35 cents a gallon, mortgage rates will be 2%, global warming will no longer be an issue, and they will pay you to go to the doctor. OK, maybe taxes will go up a bit:)

    Comment by MR Ol Broad — March 25, 2007 @ 10:32


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