An Ol’ Broad’s Ramblings

April 2, 2007

Morning of Hell

Filed under: Stuff — olbroad @ 12:19


I spent the majority of the morning at the dentist.  This, in and of itself, is bad enough.  However, I have no face now.  None.  It’s gone.  Poof!  They tell me it’s still there, but I’m not believing anyone.  See Stitch up there?  That’s what I look like!  They tell me I’ll be happy when they’re finished…a whole new smile.  I’m not believing that either.  Happy?  I have no face!  I look like a creature developed in a test tube in outer space.  Did I mention I have no face?

Believe me, unless it’s absolutely necessary for medical reasons, which in my case, it was, do NOT let them talk you into giving you a new smile.  I have ground my front teeth to the point they were close to snapping off.  Not sure why, just did it at night.  So, I decided instead of waiting till it got so bad I didn’t have any teeth left, I’d have the capping thing done.  I have no face.  It’s dripped down to the floor.  I’m stepping on my lips.  And I have to go back for them to finished?  sigh….  They told me I could have a milk shake for lunch.  How?  My arms aren’t long enough to reach my lips down there on the floor.

Did you know they use a demented canary to work in your mouth?  They also roast him while he’s in there making his demented noises.

I have no face!



  1. I feel your pain. I have craters so big in my mouth that I could store a whole weeks worth of food in them. Dentists suck….

    Comment by Silent E — April 3, 2007 @ 5:52

  2. I’m allergic to pain! 🙂

    Comment by olbroad — April 3, 2007 @ 12:38

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