Why not go check out a royal! Yes, the Queen of England is visiting the colonies.
Welcome, Queen Elizabeth II! So glad you could make it back after all these years. We’re still not sure whether we should shake your hand, bow, or what, so we’ll just wave.
Anyway, as you know, some of our ancestors here in the great commonwealth of Virginia used to be your loyal subjects. Well, not yours personally. You’re not that old.
So to help our loyal readers who might be out of practice as subjects, we’ve come up with a handy guide for your visit that will help them get to know you better … without actually having to meet you. We knew you’d like that.
I spent much of my growing up years in that area, but I can guarantee ya, I wouldn’t go near Williamsburg or Jamestown right now. I don’t like people THAT much! 🙂